Monday, 30 July 2012

badvertising makes me sad.

I mean, everyone knows that Avocado is the reason Apolo Ohno is an Olympian!

I have the feeling this is only the beginning of many ill-fitting attempts to make money off the Olympics. On behalf of my people, I apologize.

Tuesday, 24 July 2012

when in LA...

Whenever I drive on Santa Monica Boulevard (cue Sheryl Crow) past the Beverly Hills sign, there stands a perpetual crowd of asian tourists forming a line to take their picture. I find nothing as confusing as this.

In case you are planning a trip to Beverly Hills, don't. Come visit me down the street in Santa Monica. We can go to the beach. Afterwards we will drive past and make fun of the tourists.

All that being said, I have been in LA for little over a year now and have still not had a celebrity sighting. I feel cheated by this.

Seeing as I have but a few days of freedom left before I again become a contributing member of society, I am thinking of eating my words, donning my fanny pack, and doing this.

I just think Shellee-Ann Kellee looks so fun. Advice/comments/encourage and/or discouragements? I'm all ears. 

Wednesday, 18 July 2012


I will be starting work here on July 30th.

Until then, you can find me here.