Sunday, 29 January 2012


I've never been one of those wedding-planner girls who has her dress, diamond and wedding colors picked out by the time she's 13. I've just never really thought about it. But recently a dear friend sent me this.

And now my imagination is running wild! It's like a thong for your ankle! It's like lingerie for your foot!

I think it'd be awesome to like have me wear the white one, and get a different colored one for each of my 17 bridesmaids. We'll go barefoot all day and take a picture of us standing in a row with our feet seductively protruding from our floor length wedding & bridesmaids dresses.

I can't wait to make my dream wedding come true. Now all I need is a fiancee who will marry me or at least sign off on 18 multi-colored "Jewels by Michele."

Buy yours here. You're welcome!

Friday, 13 January 2012


All I read I see when I look at this poster is "CUMMERBUND."

Someone should design a cummerbund made of money. Those would be cool. And probably expensive.

Monday, 9 January 2012

dear miss carter: welcome to the world

Have you heard??????

Babyonce has a name and it's "Blue Ivy Carter." Hmmm. I'll let that one slide.

I do believe she's the youngest human to have Jay-Z lay down a track in her honor, and it's pretty dear. 

You can check it out here.

Congrats to my favorite couple on planet earth, and welcome to your baby diva.

Sunday, 1 January 2012

old year's resolutions.

Every year I gear up to set some life-altering resolutions. Some goals that will really take my life to the next level you know?

I think about my life...I set my goals carefully...I write them down my journal.

Then I get curious and flip my journal to last year's resolutions. And then I want to die.

It seems that every year at least 50% of my resolutions are repeats of the previous year. They almost always involve something to the effect of "eating only until i'm full" or "reading more nonfiction books."

I'm not sure whether to be happy with my persistance or depressed at my lack of progress. Either way, at least I'm consistent from year to year?

Someone tell me I'm not alone in this. On another note, Happy 2012!!!