my friend just showed me this. it's the 'about me' section from this guy's facebook page who she served her mission with. i thought he was joking and really liked him...and then she told me he was serious. i am speechless.
My Name is Bradley Rutherford (name changed in case he tries to sue me). I Returned from Barcelona, Spain (also changed in case of legal ramifications) after serving a 2 year mission for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in January 2010. Because such an esoteric and life altering change took place while I was out and about on what I consider to be a very meritorious mission, I apologize if I seem abstruse to those who have known me for years. When I first left for Ohio 2 years ago I left behind an ignominious and rancorous lifestyle. I wasnt what one would consifer "Stalwart." However, as many a missionary does, I "found myself" and learned that who I am and who I could be is far more important then who I was and used to be. I enjoy spontaneity. I live for adventures. Some might consider my style pretentious, I just simply enjoy having fun and doing things that are only dreamed of. I don't accept No as a possibility. If i want to do something i will make sure it is done. I enjoy a life of appreciated sophistication and class not a life boasting meretricious crassitude. I enjoy spending time on my Steinway and driving to secret places and exemplary eating establishments up in the mountains. I now, contrary to my past eccentricities, consider myself numinous. I love and try to live my religion regardless of all the disadvantageous and precarious positions i inadvertently find myself in. I am relaxed, patient, and a heavy-hearted romantic. I enjoy showing others how to have the night of their life without indulging in sordid and salacious entertainment. I love who I am, because I am learning more about who I am and to where I will be able to take myself. I plan on being successful and marketable and look forward to sharing a prominent future with those I love.