Monday, 30 November 2009

Friday, 20 November 2009

Dear Stephenie Meyer

i have a few things to say to you. since you probably read my blog.

i think it's really rude that you created something so horrible that i am so horribly unable to resist.
did i read every page of all 4 books? you bet i did. bought the 4th one on my 15 minute lunch break.
did i see the movie last night at the 9:30 screening? YOU BET.

i hate that your favorite band is muse.
i hate that edward is pale and has chest hair.
i hate that when your name comes up i spend twenty minutes trying to prove how much i hate you.
i hate that bella's vampchild is named RENESMEE. eaksfhhhhguhh the thought of it makes me cringe.
i hate that i love jacob black and his hot bod.
i hate it when people compare you to j.k. rowling.
i hate that a tiny, miniscule, inconsequential and basically nonexistent fraction of me is completely wrapped around your finger.

i hate that i just said hate 500 times.'s to starting to LOVE you. for everyone who has not seen NEW MOON, it truly was two of the most entertaining hours my life has ever known! bahahaha.
will you all hurry and see it so we can talk about it freely? i truly apologize for everyone sitting next to me. it was really hard not to ruin the movie for you.
when eclipse comes out i'll make sure to see it with someone like chelsey who, as evidenced by her blog title, shares my oh so charming cynicism...

oh also, my friend curtis showed me this little gem. sooo funny. enjoy!

Wednesday, 11 November 2009


so i went to FLORIDA over the weekend to visit my beautiful amiga katie and play with the married bfs.
we sat around, ate lots of food and acted like life wasn't happening. some of my favorite moments involved 'flying snoopy aces,' running on the beach at sunset and sitting on the side of the freeway for 3 hours when our 1993 dodge dakota broke down.
i also, as the only single, enjoyed carrying suitcases and groceries for people. apparently when you get married you forget how to do these things. just kidding girls, i love you :) someday my husband will be my slave too.

it was so much fun i didn't even take pictures! luckily, marie did. she is a great photographer and such a dear friend. if you want to see some white chicks in bathing suits, (and the AMAZING house we stayed at) you should look at them.
long live GT 2009!